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“I am coming to you… you will explode after a few minutes.”

This quotation may well be the VHF radio equivalent of “All Your Base Are Belong To Us” according to El Reg.

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Apparently, there is a phenomenon on marine monitored VHF frequencies known as the “Filipino Monkey” which quite literally refers to a ‘Troll’ who transmits on the monitored marine channel 16 in order to ‘grief’ diligent radio operators at the other end. (All ships at sea must maintain a watch on channel 16)

While this may nominally mean generic insults about the operator’s mother or other lineage, it can also be a somewhat comical response to broadcast anti-collision warnings or more formal transmissions.

So how does this relate to last weeks ‘confrontation’ between the US Navy and Iranian fast patrol boats. Well, as the register points out, the USN can’t be sure that the transmission they heard actually came from the Iranian boats.

We cannot make a direct connection to the boats… It could have come from the shore, from another ship passing by… I guess we’re not saying that it absolutely came from the boats, but we’re not saying it absolutely didn’t.

It could just as easily have been transmitted by a bored Oman ship’s radio watch operator 20 miles away who was tired of listening to USN posturing that day.

Now the US Navy are understandably twitchy about people proclaiming that they are ‘going to explode’ because the USS Cole was bomed back in 2000 by Sudanese suicide bombers. Of course, this isn’t the [demonstrated] style of the Iranian Navy who seem to do things the ‘old fashioned’ way using various projectile weapons and torpedoes.

I’d like to think that if the Iranian navy were actually intending to broadcast a declaration of war via ship-ship VHF, they’d at least prepare a slightly less comedic sounding statement beforehand.

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A very short and sweet video of one Ford Mustang owner dumping some consumer electronics.

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No jokes about the build quality of Ford door catches now… ;)

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Okay, so I don’t really believe this to be an intentional dark conspiracy but the fact remains that the BBC did provably edit an interview between David Frost and Benazir Bhutto to remove a reference made by Bhutto to the murder of Osama Bin Laden by Omar Sheikh.

The original interview was broadcast in full on al Jazeera TV in November with the Bin Laden reference but when the interview was rebroadcast on the BBC, the reference was edited out rather crudely by the insertion of a still image of Frost to cover the audio join in Bhutto’s response.

A youtube user has uploaded both versions of the video (unfortunately, I can’t find one neatly edited together to demonstrate the cut quickly)

The original is first, the reference to the murder is just after the 6:00 minute mark:

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In the next clip, we see the BBC’s edited version with the dodgey still of Frost turning up at 5:00 minutes

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A Czech lecturer at the University of Glasgow enquired with the BBC about the apparent censorship*:

The video of David Frost’s interview with Bhutto on your website HERE contains a cut shortly after minute 5 where a still photograph of David Frost is inserted.

The uncensored version of the interview is available on YouTube and elsewhere.

In the cut out sequence, Bhutto says that bin Laden is dead.

Can you please advise who has cut out this sequence and what was the reason for this act of censorship?

You may be aware that among other places, this act of censorship is being energetically discussed on the discussion forum of Spiegel Online (in German).

Thank you very much

Dr Jan Culik
Senior Lecturer
University of Glasgow

The BBC sent back the following response.

The BBC has an agreement with al-Jazeera which enables both broadcasters to share certain news material including pictures and interviews. It was on this basis that we offered an extract of Sir David Frost’s interview with Benazir Bhutto to users of the BBC News website.

During the interview Ms Bhutto made an allegation that Osama Bin Laden had been murdered by Omar Sheikh. A claim which was unchallenged and so unexpected that it seemed most likely that she had mis-spoken.

Under time pressure the item producer responsible for publishing the video edited out the comment with the intention of avoiding confusion. On reflection this was clearly a mistake and should not have happened. There was no intention on our part to distort the meaning of the interview, and we will endeavour to replace the edited version currently available via the BBC News website with the original interview as broadcast by Al-Jazeera.

I would like to take the opportunity to apologise for what was an error of judgement and the confusion that this has caused.

Adam Batstone

Editor BBC News Website Audio Video

Which, to my mind is actually a pretty good explanation. Frost seemed to miss the reference (he looked pretty comatose in fact) so Bhutto was never challenged on the statement and she did not expand on it herself which suggests it was uttered as a statement of accepted fact. I’m actually surprised that al Jazeera didn’t make the same cut to avoid confusion too.

I believe she did not intend to name ‘Osama Bin Laden’, rather she intended to say “Omar Sheikh, the man who murdered Daniel Pearl“. Omar Sheikh was found guilty of the videotaped 2002 murder of the journalist. It’s possible that she just had Bin Laden on her mind at that moment in the interview and confused his name for Pearl’s without even realising the mistake.

The conspiracy theorists are very excited about this and of course, from their point of view, it really is golden. Now that Bhutto has been assasinated, it is impossible to ask her whether she actually intended to say ‘Osama Bin Laden’ or not.

Update: Steve Herrmann, the Editor of the BBC News Website has put his view forward too. I remain of the opinion that the whole hoo-ha was David Frost’s fault when he didn’t pick up on Benazir Bhutto’s mistake. If Frost had just asked her if she meant what she said (and I’m nearly certain now that she meant to say Daniel Pearl) the conspiracy nuts would still be bleating but wouldn’t have a leg to stand on.

*Please note, the letters quoted were ‘collected on the internet’, I’ve not found the primary source

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And now for something completely different…

The by now famous Kajetokun has made and presented this fabulous fight-scene video on Youtube. The video features a long, tracking fight-scene from the 2005 Tony Jaa Thai action film “Tom Yum Goong”. The catch is that the audio has been entirely replaced for humorous effect with music and samples from video games. :)

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The samples you hear are from Capcom vs SNK 2, Fatal Fury: Mark of the Wolf, King of Fighters and Little Fighters 2.

The music is from Hokuto no Ken.

If anyone wants me, I’ll be out buying Tom Yum Goong on DVD ;)

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Playstion 3Earlier on, I was checking the delusionofgrandeur server logs and I nearly feel out of my chair when I discovered…..

….wait for it….

…what do you mean you guessed by the picture? ….oh.

That’s right, we were visited by a user of the hallowed Playstation 3. I feel privileged that perhaps as much as one fifth of the world’s Playstation 3 userbase chooses to read delusionofgrandeur (They may have even paid Five Hundred and Ninety Nine US Dollars for the experience!). It appears that the PS3 has an integrated web-browser that simply identifies itself as PLAYSTATION 3 Suggestion to Sony; check caps lock ;)

To PS3 User; If you happen to come back, please let us know if you’re using or intend to use Linux on your Playstation 3 :)

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Here we have a couple of videos that have been doing the rounds recently courtesy of collegehumour.com

The premise is thus: What would meetings be like if they were conducted like forum threads?

Caution: May not be safe for work!

They’re packed full of all your favourite forum memes including the ubiquitous First Post! the always-welcomed LOLCat and total cost of pwnership.

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